I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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