She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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