My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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