In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
either way he was missing a nipple.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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