He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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