nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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