He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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