yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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