My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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