People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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