You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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