I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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