i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
why is half of my head shaved?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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