You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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