I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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