Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
