cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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