dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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