I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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