Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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