So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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