She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
please come you make the beer taste better
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
COCAINE IS GR8
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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