We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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