i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
birth control should be required to get into college
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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