Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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