On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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