I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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