i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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