As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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