its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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