I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I don't want my vagina anymore.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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