Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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