i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
