So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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