Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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