Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
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If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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