the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
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We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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