I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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