Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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