There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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