Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Verdict: uncircumcised.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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