no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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