Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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