Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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