Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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