I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
