too bad you live with your parents still
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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