ugly people sure do ruin things
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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