She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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