is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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