the condom got lost in my hair
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
