well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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