You work out of a Hotel?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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