He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I look better un-naked...
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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