I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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